This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best?

Teamocil. Daddy horny, Michael. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met?

YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around.

Daddy horny, Michael. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?